Greetings! It's Friday morning and we have "Been Caught Stealin" in our heads, and we finally decided to officially launch our blog. We're gonna get our heads on straight and come up with what we hope will be a comprehensive blog, tackling subjects from the serious to the superficial. Here's the layout: We'll be categorizing the days of the week as sections in a magazine.

Monday: Fashion/general reviews: i.e. Transformers 2 or Tool Academy, you know, important pop-cultural stuff.

Tuesday: Freeform day: any crazy idea/life crisis that pops into our heads

Wednesday: Interviews/Short fiction: The interviews can be a spotlight on Internet talent, or on people we find who have something interesting to say. Also, we'll be plugging in with short fiction when we're in a story-telling mood.

Thursday: Features/Editorial

Friday: Weekend Jam/Screenplay: First, a jam/ballad/anthem/tearjearker to jumpstart your weekend. Then, since creating a TV show has become one of our most recent endeavors, a tentative screenplay for our yet-to-be-titled, yet-to-be-plot-outlined series.

Stick around, monsters.